Fun, Fun, Fun
Fun, Fun, Fun
Women of the Moose
Women of the Moose
Name That Cake
1. What kind of cake do you feed your rabbit? _____________________________
2. What kind of cake do you eat annually? ________________________________
3. What kind of cake does a mouse like best? _______________________________
4. What kind of cake does a monkey like? _________________________________
5. What kind of cake do you get in heaven? _______________________________
6. What kind of cake is a big flop? _______________________________________
7. What kind of cake do you have for breakfast? ____________________________
8. What kind of cake goes well on a saucer? _______________________________
9. What is the heaviest cake? ___________________________________________
10. What kind of cake is found on the ocean floor? __________________________
11. What kind of cake is the opposite of #5? ________________________________
12. What kind of cake should be eaten in bed? ______________________________
13. Kids make this cake outside? _________________________________________
14. What kind of cake do you order at a seafood restaurant? __________________
15. What kind of cake do you find at a fabric store? __________________________
Name That Cake
Answers
1. What kind of cake do you feed your rabbit? Carrot ________________________
2. What kind of cake do you eat annually? Birthday _________________________
3. What kind of cake does a mouse like best? Cheesecake_____________________
4. What kind of cake does a monkey like? Banana Cake ______________________
5. What kind of cake do you get in heaven? Angel Food Cake __________________
6. What kind of cake is a big flop? Upside Down Cake ________________________
7. What kind of cake do you have for breakfast? Pancake _____________________
8. What kind of cake goes well on a saucer? Cupcake ________________________
9. What is the heaviest cake? Pound Cake _________________________________
10. What kind of cake is found on the ocean floor? Sponge Cake ________________
11. What kind of cake is the opposite of #5? Devil’s Food Cake __________________
12. What kind of cake should be eaten in bed? Sheet Cake _____________________
13. Kids make this cake outside? Mud Cake _________________________________
14. What kind of cake do you order at a seafood restaurant? Crab Cake __________
15. What kind of cake do you find at a fabric store? Red Velvet Cake _____________
Candy Quiz
Name the candy that most fits the clue
1. Famous swashbuckling trio of old
2. Indian burial grounds
3. Galaxy
4. Red Planet
5. Home of the movie stars
6. Not laughing out loud
7. Can’t hold on to anything
8. A famous author
9. Famous baseball player
10. Famous New York street
11. Twin letters
12. Superman’s other identity
13. A sweet sign of affection
14. Favorite day for working people
15. What bees make
16. Nut happiness
17. Pleasingly plump
18. Two female pronouns
19. A feline
20. Single women look for him
21. Round flotation device
22. Sun explosion
23. Children of the cane
24. Determines who wins most games
25. Dry cows
26. The class geeks
27. In the present or the future
28. An over inflated balloon
29. Happy cowboy
30. Punctuation
Candy Quiz
Answers
1. Famous swashbuckling trio of old 3 Musketeers
2. Indian burial grounds Mounds
3. Galaxy Milky Way
4. Red Planet Mars
5. Home of the movie stars Hollywood
6. Not laughing out loud Snickers
7. Can’t hold on to anything Butterfinger
8. A famous author O‘Henry
9. Famous baseball player Babe Ruth
10. Famous New York street Fifth Avenue
11. Twin letters M & M‘s
12. Superman’s other identity Clark Bar
13. A sweet sign of affection Kiss
14. Favorite day for working people Pay Day
15. What bees make Bit O‘Honey
16. Nut happiness Almond Joy
17. Pleasingly plump Chunky
18. Two female pronouns Hershey
19. A feline Kit Kat
20. Single women look for him Mr. Goodbar or Sugar Daddy
21. Round flotation device Life Savers
22. Sun explosion Starburst
23. Children of the cane Sugar Babies
24. Determines who wins most games Skor
25. Dry cows Milk Duds
26. The class geeks Nerds
27. In the present or the future Now & Later
28. An over inflated balloon Blow Pop
29. Happy cowboy Jolly Rancher
30. Punctuation Dots
CHRISTMAS BINGO
B I N G O
Women of the Moose Bingo
Handbag Item
Game
Have the members get their purse or handbag and see if they have these
items or whatever you choose in it. Add or delete items as desired. The one
with the most items wins the game. Give a gift to the winner. Add or delete
items as desired.
Membership Card
Mirror
Toothpick
Rubber band
Nail file
Earrings
Ear buds
Quarter
Pen
Safety pin
Bobbie pin
Crackers
Gum
Membership application
Left Right Game
Have a gift/gifts for the members to pass around from left to right when the word left or
right is said. The person holding the gift at the end of the game is the WINNER!
I left my house and was on my way to Lucy Left’s house. But I left the directions at home
right by the phone! I knew right away that I needed to have the right directions to Lucy
Left’s hose, so I turned left and I turned right and made my way back to my house for the
right directions. Sure enough, there they were, right where I had left them, right next to
the phone.
Finally, I was on the right track. I arrived right on time and set up my display right over
here. You all arrived and sat right down. I’ll get right to work and tell you all about our
amazing organization, how to become a member and about the member benefits. I hope
nothing will be left out. If you left home with the intention of shopping for gifts tonight,
remember, we have the right gift for everyone. Review your shopping list, we wouldn’t
want anyone to be left out. We have just the right gift for birthdays, anniversaries and
any special occasion for those over the age of 21.
If you’d like to become a member and learn about helping others in need and giving the
gift of yourself, or if this is the right time for you to explore your options, please talk to
me right after the demonstration.
I’m glad to be here, and I hope that you will have fun. I know you can’t wait to see if we
have just the right item you have been looking for, and so without further delay, I will get
right to the point of this meeting, which is teaching you about The Moose. So there is
really nothing left for me to do now except to congratulate the winner(s)! Right?
SPARE CHANGE DRIVE FUNDRAISER
Put a container in a convenient location in the Lodge and ask members to donate spare
change to be donated to the project of your choice.
Examples include Moose Charities, Mooseheart Activity Center, Safe Surfin‘, Community
Service project or for a specific purpose at the Moose Home.
Instructions: Try to find all of the hidden Winter Words in the word search puzzle below.
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THE GOLDEN GIRLS
CHARACTERS
Sophie
Blanche
Rose
Dorothy
Women of the Moose Member
SETTING Kitchen
PROPS Table with four chairs
Coffeepot and five coffee mugs
Magazine
The scene opens with Sophia sitting at the table sipping coffee. She is dressed in a long housecoat, and
is wearing a cuurly gray wig and glasses. She has her purse on her arm.
Blanche enters wearing silk pajamas, looking fatigued ad suppressing a yawn.
Sophia: What’s the matter, Blanche? Another long night out with the handsome doctor?
Blanche: Oh, I broke it off with him!
Sophia: Did he ask you to return all of the presents he gave you?
Blanche: Why of course. And not only that, he had the nerve to give me a bill for thirty-five house
calls! But, that’s not what’s bothering me. I just can’t seem to get over this insomnia. I
haven’t had a good night’s sleep in weeks. What do you do when you can’t sleep?
Sophia: Well, at my age I never have trouble sleeping. My trouble is trying to stay awake. But, why
don’t you hire a young handsome male nurse to sit with you at night, and kiss him every
fifteen minutes?
Blanche: (Perking up with interest.) How will that put me to sleep.
Sophia: It won’t. But it will make it a pleasure to stay awake.
(Rose enters dressed for the day looking very bright and happy.)
Rose: Good morning! Isn‘t it just the most glorious day?
(Blanche gives Rose a disgusted look and lays her head in her hands.)
Sophia: If you call dry and hot glorious! I think a good rain would be nice.
Rose: Oh I remember when I was a little girl back in St. Oleaf. Papa was having the worst luck with
the farm. Everything was dry. For a while he was able to get some water from the creek,
but finally it dried up too.
Blanche: When he saw that the creek was going dry, why didn’t he dam it?
Rose: Oh he did! And he called it a lot of other names too. But profanity didn’t seem to help.
Sophia: Well Rose, how was your date last night with the insurance salesman?
Rose: All night he kept asking me if I wanted a straight life. I finally told him I like to step out and
fool around once in a while.
(Dorothy enters dressed for the day.)
Dorothy: Maw, why aren’t you dressed? Maurine will be here any minute now.
Sophia: Maurine? What are you talkinga bout, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Maurine, Maw. You remember my new friend that I met at the hospital? She does
volunteer work with me there on Sunday afternoons. I‘ve been helping her with her
shorthand. Her boss told her if her work didn’t improve, she’d find a pink slip in her
envelope.
Rose: Oh, how nice. Does he know what size she wears?
Dorothy: Rose, it’s all right to be dumb, but you are making a career out of it. Maurine invited us to a
membership brunch that her organization is having this morning.
Sophia: What organization?
Dorothy: The Women of the Moose.
Sophia: Dorothy, have you lost what’s left of your mind?
Dorothy: No, Mam. Murine will tell us more about it when she gets here. But what she’s told me so
far is pretty impressive.
(The doorbell rings.)
Dorothy: I’ll get it.
(Dorothy leaves the set.)
Blanche: Rose, tell us more about your date. I want to hear all the details.
Rose: Oh, Blanche! He hasn’t actually kissed me yet. But he steamed my glasses a couple of
times. You know, he says he can read women like a book.
Sophia: Oh yeah! Well, when a man says that it is usually safe to bet he is too old to start a library.
(Dorothy enters with Maurine.)
Dorothy: Girls, you all remember Maurine?
(All nod in agreement.)
Blanche: Come sit here, Maurine. How about a cup of coffee?
(Maurine sits as Rose pours her coffee and she continues to talk.)
Maurine: Oh, thanks. Maybe just a quick cup. I was afraid I was going to be late. I had an earlier
appointment with my doctor.
Dorothy: Oh, nothing serious, I hope?
Maurine: Oh, no. Just had to finish up my annual physical, but while I was waiting to speak with the
doctor, the nurse came out and told me the urine sample I had brought was apple juice.
All together: Apple juice?
Maurine: Yes, so I had to hurry to the school. Seems I packed the wrong bottle in my son’t lunch box.
Dorothy: Maurine, how about telling us more about this Moose Organization?
Maurine: The Women of the Moose is a unit of Moose International.
Rose: Oh, back home, my Pap, God rest his soul, was a member of the Brethren of the Boars.
Dorothy: Why isn’t that surprising?
Sophia: Your Father belonged to one of those fraternal organizations? I always suspected that it
was just an excuse for all the neighborhood men to meet so they could drink and watch X-
rated movies.
Rose: What made you think a thing like that, Sophia?
Sophia: Well, he came in one night after a meeting drunk and told me that black underwear turned
him on.
Blanche: What did you do?
Sophia: I didn’t wash his underwear for three months.
Maurine: Oh Sophia, I can assure you the Moose Organization is nothing like that. We are a family
fraternity and we support our two major projects which is Mooseheart and Moosehaven.
We also do a lot of communtiy service work. That’s how I met Dorothy, through being a
volunteer at the hospital.
Rose: My nephew is an intern at the hospital. He was first assigned to Dermatology. Within a
week he developed a terrible skin rash. Next, he worked in Cardiology and found he was
getting a heart murmur. After that, he was assigned to Surgery and developed appendicitis.
But now that he is working in the Maternity Ward, he feels more relaxed.
Dorothy: I’m sorry about all of these interruptions. We’re very interested, Maurine. How can we
become members?
Maurine: All your questions will be answered at the membership brunch. We’ll have videos that will
help you understand. But I can tell you that the objectives of the Women of the Moose are
to bring women together in a closer fraternal relationship.
Blanche: Don’t you have to have a husband before you can become a member?
Maurine: Oh no Blanche. Those are the old rules. Now, women can even serve as Lodge Officers!
Blanche: Well, I buried two husbands and I vowed never to marry again.
Maurine: That’s a shame. What happened to your husbands?
Blanche: The first one died from eating poisoned mushrooms. The second one was shot to death.
Maurine: Shot to death?! That’s horrible! How did it happen?
(Blanche looking a little coy with a sly grin on her face continues.)
Blanche: He wouldn’t eat the hushrooms!
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, quit joking around. Maybe we need to tell Jerry about this? (Looking at
Maurine.) Jerry is my brother, Maw’s oldest son.
Sophia: Ah, yes, Jerry. I almost lost him as a child. Unfortunately, I didn’t take him far enough into
the woods.
Dorothy: Oh Maw!
Sophia: Well, all I can tell you is that boy is such a cream puff. He’s never gotten over the
embarrassment of having been born in bed with a woman. He has such a low opinion of
himself, he wouldn’t join any organization that would take him as a member.
Dorothy: Well, this might be what Jerry needs. I’ll call him just as soon as we get back.
Maurine: Wouldn’t you like to come along and hear more about the Moose?
Blanche: Why certainly! I would lovve to hear about the good work you do for others and maybe I
can meet a man?
Dorothy: Blanche, you’ve already infiltrated the whole Navy fleet, leave the Moose men alone!
Sophia: Blanche only knows what to give a man that has everything.
Blanche: Yes, encouragement.
(Rose starts clancing through a magazine)
Dorothy: Blanche can speak five languages but can’t say NO in any of them!
Maurine: It certainly would be nice if, somehow, I could interest all of you in joining our Chapter. I am
serving as the Higher Degrees Chairman this year. I can help my Chapter by sponsoring new
members. Gee, if I get all four of you to join, that would be great!
Rose: Look, it says here that it takes seven angora goats to make one of those new fluffy looking
sweaters. Isn’t it wonderful what they can teach animals to do these days?
Dorothy: Come on Rose.
(Rose, Dorothy and Maurine exit stage. Blanche is looking at the magazine. Sophia stands with her
coffee cup in hand, glances down at the magazine page.)
Sophia: See that nylon hose advertisement?
Blanche: Yes.
Sophia: I wrote to the company and told them I was going to wear their nylons, and I sent them a
picture of me.
(Both start walking off.)
Blanche: Did they nswer?
(Both stop just before exiting stage as Sophia continues.)
Sophia: Yeah, what’s an injunction?
Blanche: Well Sophia, the hosiery company may threaten you with an injunction but I am sure from
what Maurine has told us, we wouldn’t have to worry about that in the Women of the
Moose, especially if we got to be members of the Academy of Friendship.
(Both exit.)
Yarn Get Acquainted Game
You will need a ball of yarn to be passed around the room and ask members to take as much as
they need.
After everyone has their yarn, start with someone and ask them to wrap the yarn around their
finger while telling everyone else about them, their family and why they wanted to become a
Moose member. They can talk as long as they are winding yarn around their finger.
End result – everyone gets to know more about their fellow members.
BAKELESS BAKE SALE FUNDRAISER
Send the following letter to your members
You are invited to NOT bake a cake, pie, cookies or brownies. You do NOT have to find your
favorite reipe. You do NOT have to shop for the ingredients. You do NOT have to mix the
ingredients. You do NOT have to sift, measure or cook. You do NOT have to cut. You do NOT
have to wrap. You do NOT have to clean up the mess. You do NOT have to wash any dishes.
You do NOT have to deliver your baked product. You do NOT even have to stand in the
heat/cold/rain to sell your baked goods. You CAN simply write a check for the desired amount
payable to name of organization and stay home to enjoy doing something for yourself or
with/for your family.
THANK YOU for your generosity.
COMMERCIAL CONFUSION
Fill in the blanks of these famous commercials
1) The best part of waking up is _________________________ is your cup.
2) Take a new look at an old friend _______________________________.
3) You’re in good hands with ____________________________.
4) Oh, what a feeling, __________________________________.
5) Bring out the ___________________________________and bring out the best.
6) Take the _________________________________plunge.
7) We bring good things to life, _____________________________________.
8) The Uncola ______________________________.
9) Fill it to the rim with _____________________________.
10) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz; oh what a relief it is _______________________________.
11) Mm, mm, good; Mm, mm, good; that’s what _______________________is; mm, mm, good!
12) Before you dress, _____________________________________.
13) Can’t stop eatin‘‚em ______________________________.
14) _________________is the place with the helpful hardware man.
15) Fly the friendly skies of _____________________.
16) You deserve a break today ___________________.
17) We build excitement ___________________.
18) Own a piece of the rock _____________________________.
19) Everything’s better with ________________________________on it.
20) If you don’t look, then we don’t look good, ____________________________.
21) When it rains, it pours __________________________________.
22) Two scoops in every box________________________________.
23) Please don’t squeeze ___________________________.
24) For the seafood lover in you ________________________________.
25) Good to the last drop _________________________.
26) Strong enough for a man. . . but made for a woman ________________________.
27) Don’t leave home without it ______________________________.
28) Raise you’re hand if you’re ___________________________.
29) You’ve come a long way baby _____________________________.
30) Taste’s great – less filling _____________________________________.
31) Three temperatures, one detergent ______________________________.
32) She conked out, but her hair held up __________________________.
33) Nobody else does it like ________________________________.
34) When you care enough to send the very best ____________________________.
35) If they could just stay little till their _____________________wear out.
36) Kills bugs dead ____________________________.
37) Just for the taste of it ________________________.
38) Nothing beats a great pair of ____________________.
39) It is time to make the _________________________.
ANSWERS TO COMMERCIAL CONFUSION
Fill in the blanks of these famous commercials
1) Folgers
2) Jewel
3) Allstate
4) Zest
5) Hellman’s
6) Nestea
7) GE
8) 7-Up
9) Brim
10) Alka-Seltzer
11) Campbell’s
12) Caress
13) Jays
14) Ace
15) United
16) McDonald’s
17) Pontiac
18) Prudential
19) Blue Bonnett
20) Men’s Warehouse
21) Morton Salt
22) Raisin Bran
23) Charmin
24) Gorton’s
25) Maxwell House
26) Secret
27) American Express
28) Sure
29) Virginia Slims
30) Miller Light
31) ALL
32) Final Net
33) Sara Lee
34) Hallmark
35) Tough Skins
36) Raid
37) Diet Coke
38) LEGGS
39) Donuts – Dunkin‘ Donuts
Naked Lady Party
This fun fundraising event was shared with our office on behalf of the Beloit, Wisconsin
Chapter.
Please enjoy!
It's like winning the trifecta for our Chapter. Here's why:
1. It's held in April - Spring cleaning time. So we asked that coworkers box up and
bring in items they no longer want for us to take care of for them.
2. We make money for the Chapter.
3. It's also a Community Service Project.
Although we push for "slightly used or even new" items, we still receive some rummage
sale type things which is okay. Our committee sorts thru and selects items that will be
used and the rest stays boxed up. We end up with racks and tables of nice articles of
clothing, shoes, purses, jewelry, pictures, and other decorative items for bidding. We
have sale racks which you can pick and choose for a certain dollar amount, and/or more
upscale and new items that are up for silent bidding.
We serve a "free" lunch.....assorted soups and finger sandwiches. Everyone shops,
eats, and enjoys each others company. It is so FUN!!!
There is also a bake sale and a 'Kids for Kids' table. The Kids for Kids table is little tykes
serving lemonade and cookies with a donation jar that says, "Kids for Kids all donations
to Mooseheart". You would be shocked what is raised at this little table for our
children.
In the end, everything NOT sold is boxed back up. All boxes are taken to the local
Battered Women's Shelters in our County.
WIN -- WIN -- WIN !!!!!
I am attaching a copy of the event flyer, as well as bid sheets and total tally sheets.
FYI -- I forgot to mention..... the title itself promotes lots of interest...... even with the
men...... gee, I wonder why?
Auction Item: ___________________________________________________
Donated By: _____________________________ Minimum Bid: $_________
(Bids must be in Dollar increments only..... NO Cents please.)
Name Bid Amount
1. ___________________________________________________________
2. ___________________________________________________________
3. ___________________________________________________________
4. ___________________________________________________________
5. ___________________________________________________________
6. ___________________________________________________________
7. ___________________________________________________________
8. ___________________________________________________________
9. ___________________________________________________________
10. ___________________________________________________________
11. ___________________________________________________________
12. ___________________________________________________________
13. ___________________________________________________________
14. ___________________________________________________________
15. ___________________________________________________________